Its hard to be dishonest when you are drunk.

thewintersoldiersbutt:

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rnadrid:

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

quintobatchh:

raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.

I would say that Northern Irish people do take offence to being called Ireland.

It should be The Island of Ireland.

omgkissalready:

#me

duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

deantrippe:

pocketaimee:

Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic.

Something Stronger.

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